I’m laughing so hard the balloons in my friends house for her party set off the motion sensor alarm and the police showed up and searched the house but no one was there. we drew the dumbest faces on the balloons just imagine walking into a house thinking there’s a robber and hello
THE LADIES OF LOST
glory, glory, glory: a mix for the heavens on high (listen)
“I heard the universe as an oratorio sung by a master choir of stars, accompanied by the orchestra of the planets and the percussion of satellites and moons. The aria they performed was a song to break the heart, full of tragic dissonance and deferred hope, and yet somewhere beneath it all was a piercing refrain of glory, glory, glory.” - R.J. Anderson, Ultraviolet
The rot just looks at the pit like “you gunna say me right?”
And then looks so happy that the pit did.
My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.
The guy said sure.
So we decided to leave a nice little note
and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!
Martin Freeman Does Not Want to be Your Friend | http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0„20809605,00.html
You must buy this issue!
"But I wanted it blue!" "Now, dear, we decided pink was her color" "YOU decided!"
dany + getting real tired of your shit
Date a girl who reads. Date a girl who reads ancient scrolls written in a forbidden tongue and summons nightmarish beings from beyond the mortal plane.
GET TO KNOW ME MEME: 10 favorite celebrities » Natalie Dormer“I’ve always been a black sheep. That’s a hard thing to be until you find your calling in life. I was bullied a lot at school, probably because I was perceived to be different from everyone else.”
The Little Scientist Prince George, Running one of his first experiments, on his own mommy’s hair.
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